Tobuscus

Tobuscus is a Town NPC that moves in as long as your world isn't in hardmode. In a future update, he will only come if the player has a Green Tobuscus Shirt in his/her inventory. He sells Redness, Whiteness, Darkness, Black Tobuscus Shirt, and Blue Tobuscus Shirt. His sayings are:
 * I'm afraid of that gun guy. Bullets are my only weakness.
 * Roll the next clip (Guide's name)!
 * AHH SLIME! SLIME SLIME! ITS A SLIME!!!!
 * GOOD GOD GIGGITY GOGGLES!
 * I'm actually allergic to alliterations. ACHOO!
 * WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!
 * GODANGIT!